(Source: mindykaeling)

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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pau1y:

what the fuck is your damage henry

(Source: funnuraba)

coolscar:

They’re evolving

coolscar:

They’re evolving

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

animauxing:

holy shit.

animauxing:

holy shit.

(Source: everythingooo)

dancys:

Go undercover with Captain America in Marvel Super Heroes: What The—?! [x]

guy:

come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING

*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*

claudiagray:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

(Source: feyminism)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentlepufferfish)